Cheer Up, Champ. (HUGE eye roll)

It never fails.

If ever one is sad, depressed, stressed, or just in a tight spot and around enough Christians, someone is going to comfort you by quoting Jeremiah 29:11. It will go something like this:

Hey there, Champ, (side hug, shoulder pat, or playful slow chin punch). Listen… I know things are looking down right now. But I have full faith that you’re going to get everything you ever wanted and more. Remember what the Bible says in Jeremiah 29: ‘For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.’ So, cheer up, champ. God says you’re A-OK.

Wow. So, basically, God intends good things alone for my life. Pretty encouraging stuff.

But it’s kind of a lie.  Continue reading

Are You (excited gasp) THE ONE?

I made a discovery five years ago: I was an idiot when it came to relationships.

What made me so stupid was my assumption that just about every girl my age could be my magical future wife. Getting to that thought wasn’t hard since I also figured every girl was in love with me at first sight. But really this way of thinking had its roots in one very romantic lie. The lie: Continue reading